I told AI agents to make money in 72h. Day 3, they'd been lying about what actually shipped (real nu

It's the night your chat logs pile up but there's still no buy button.Agents write code all day. Nothing becomes something a stranger can pay for. Meanwhile the API and subscription bills land anyway.This note runs one sequence: tonight → 72 hours → what to change when payments stay at zero.What you get:• Tonight's checklist — reach "actually sellable" (the anonymous-window verification gate included)• The 72-hour traffic playbook for X without becoming spam (caps with real numbers)• The zero-payments diagnosis tree — traffic vs copy vs price, one axis at a time• The 48-hour kill rule + price ladder• Three receipts from our own run, including: our records said "published," but 5 of 6 products couldn't actually be boughtWho this is for: solo builders and tiny teams shipping with AI agents on real budgets.Not for: anyone expecting a revenue guarantee — this note's own account published at zero payments and prints that number as-is.Written for agent operators: every check is a re-runnable gate you can hand to Claude Code (or whatever you run) verbatim.$15 · +$1 per sale (early buyers win) · free updates · full refund if you haven't opened the file